{"product_id":"catnip-greeting-card","title":"Catnip Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"26\" data-end=\"119\"\u003e😺 \u003cem data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"102\"\u003eMy Drug of Choice? The Love I Get from Jesus… Just Kidding, It’s Catnip\u003c\/em\u003e Greeting Card 😺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"389\"\u003eFor the feline fanatic with a sense of humor holier than thou — until the catnip hits. This delightfully irreverent card stars a smug black kitty confessing their deepest devotion… only to reveal it’s less about the divine and more about that sweet, sweet green stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"600\"\u003eWith pastel pinks, playful lettering, and just the right dose of sass, it’s purr-fect for birthdays, just-because laughs, or sending love to someone whose faith is strong but their cat's addiction is stronger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e😹 Bold design with religious misdirection and feline chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e🌿 Great for cat lovers, pun lovers, or the spiritually spicy\u003cbr data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"728\"\u003e💌 Blank inside — make it wholesome or wildly inappropriate (dealer’s choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eBecause sometimes the only thing stronger than the love of Jesus… is catnip.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41140693172304,"sku":"REDBBET103","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0257\/1229\/6016\/files\/BetiobcaCatnipGreetingCard.jpg?v=1755360527","url":"https:\/\/spoiledrottenogt.com\/products\/catnip-greeting-card","provider":"Spoiled Rotten","version":"1.0","type":"link"}