{"product_id":"dont-swear-greeting-card","title":"Don't Swear","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis “Don’t Swear” greeting card features two charming watercolor cats having a hilariously awkward moment. In the first panel, one cat nervously asks, \u003cem\u003e“Pleeze don’t swear in front of my parents,”\u003c\/em\u003e and the other cheerfully agrees with an \u003cem\u003e“okeydoke.”\u003c\/em\u003e But in the second panel, the promise goes hilariously wrong with an unapologetically blunt, \u003cem\u003e“Hallo old [expletive]s,”\u003c\/em\u003e as they greet the parents—two grumpy-looking cats with undeniable personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for friends who appreciate cheeky humor and a dash of feline mischief, this card is ideal for birthdays, reunions, or just making someone laugh uncontrollably. Printed on high-quality cardstock, it’s a memorable, irreverent way to send your love—with claws out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41277124051024,"sku":"REDBZM165","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0257\/1229\/6016\/files\/RedbackCardsDon_tSwearGreetingCardZeppelinmoonZM165.jpg?v=1754776846","url":"https:\/\/spoiledrottenogt.com\/products\/dont-swear-greeting-card","provider":"Spoiled Rotten","version":"1.0","type":"link"}