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You Can't Say Happiness Without Penis Hang Tight Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Penis Hang Tight Towel
You Can't Say Happiness Without Penis Hang Tight Towel

You Can't Say Happiness Without Penis Hang Tight Towel

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Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!

  • 100% flour sack cotton
  • No more falling or crooked towels
  • 26"x 26", when fully exposed
  • Hang Tight Towel® Technology
  • Non-toxic, screen-printed inks
  • All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!
  • Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and they will hang tight!
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