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Small Town Cocktail Napkins

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Where the streets are quiet but the gossip is loud. These delightfully cheeky cocktail napkins feature a trio of coiffed queens mid-chitchat, paired with the hilariously spot-on quote:
“There isn’t much to be seen in a small town, but what you hear makes up for it.”

Wrapped in a fresh teal daisy pattern and vintage charm, these napkins are perfect for porch-side cocktails, book clubs, and anywhere stories are shared a little louder than they should be.

Perfect For:

  • Small-town socials and suburban soirées

  • Gifting your favorite gossip partner

  • Girls’ nights full of tea (and tequila)

Because in a small town, the best drink pairing is a juicy story. 🍷👀💬

Details
  • 20 napkins per package
  • 3 ply
  • Printed with non-toxic, water soluble dyes
  • Dimensions: 5" x 5"
  • Origin: Germany
Shipping & Returns
  • Processing Time: Orders ship within 1 to 3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Delays due to high order volume or carrier issues will be communicated via email. A shipping confirmation email with tracking details is sent once the order ships.
  • Domestic Shipping:
    • Shipping rates are calculated at checkout or a $6.99 flat rate applies for most U.S. orders, excluding Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO addresses.
    • Exclusions: Heavy, oversized, hazardous materials, or special handling items may have different rates.
  • In-Store Pickup: Free local pickup is available at 27 Beach Street, Ogunquit, Maine, ready within 1 to 3 business days. An email notification will be sent when the order is ready.
  • International Shipping:
    • Ships to Canada and the United Kingdom.
    • Shipping rates calculated at checkout.
    • Import duties and taxes (including VAT) are the customer’s responsibility.
  • Order Tracking: A tracking number is provided via email. Tracking updates may take 48 hours. If an order isn’t received within 7 days of shipping confirmation, customers should contact us at spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com.
  • PO Box Shipping: Only available through USPS (UPS & FedEx do not deliver to PO boxes).
  • Returns & Refunds:
    • Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery for unused items in original condition. Refunds exclude return shipping costs.
    • Damaged items: Customers should email support with their order number and a photo of the item’s condition for resolution.

For further assistance, contact spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com or (207) 641-8477.

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