Loyalty has its perks—like taking the fall with style! These fabulously snarky cocktail napkins feature a retro party crew and the perfectly passive-aggressive punchline:
“Stick around. I may need someone to blame.”
With bold plum accents and a classic vintage photo, these napkins are ideal for the friend who always shows up... and occasionally gets thrown under the bus (with love, of course).
Perfect For:
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Mischievous mingling and partner-in-crime moments
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Gifting your most ride-or-die (and blame-worthy) buddy
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Girls’ nights, game nights, and guilty laughs
Because what are friends for if not strategic deflection? 🍷😇👉
Details
- 20 napkins per package
- 3 ply
- Printed with non-toxic, water soluble dyes
- Dimensions: 5" x 5"
- Origin: Germany
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Processing Time: Orders ship within 1 to 3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Delays due to high order volume or carrier issues will be communicated via email. A shipping confirmation email with tracking details is sent once the order ships.
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Domestic Shipping:
- Shipping rates are calculated at checkout or a $6.99 flat rate applies for most U.S. orders, excluding Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO addresses.
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Exclusions: Heavy, oversized, hazardous materials, or special handling items may have different rates.
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In-Store Pickup: Free local pickup is available at 27 Beach Street, Ogunquit, Maine, ready within 1 to 3 business days. An email notification will be sent when the order is ready.
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International Shipping:
- Ships to Canada and the United Kingdom.
- Shipping rates calculated at checkout.
- Import duties and taxes (including VAT) are the customer’s responsibility.
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Order Tracking: A tracking number is provided via email. Tracking updates may take 48 hours. If an order isn’t received within 7 days of shipping confirmation, customers should contact us at spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com.
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PO Box Shipping: Only available through USPS (UPS & FedEx do not deliver to PO boxes).
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Returns & Refunds:
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Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery for unused items in original condition. Refunds exclude return shipping costs.
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Damaged items: Customers should email support with their order number and a photo of the item’s condition for resolution.
For further assistance, contact spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com or (207) 641-8477.
