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Calm The Fuck Down Sticker

🌈😌 Soft vibes, savage energy. 😌🌈

The "Calm The Fuck Down" Sticker is your sassy little reminder to breathe deep, chill out, and stop spiraling—in the most colorful way possible. Dressed in sweet pastels with bold retro flair, this sticker serves up zen with a side of WTF energy.

🧘♀️ Why it slaps:

  • Eye-catching bubble lettering in dreamy rainbow hues

  • Durable, waterproof vinyl—sticks strong, peels clean

  • Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, mirrors, or any meltdown-prone surface

  • A+ for gifting to your high-strung bestie or your overly dramatic inner self

It’s like a deep breath in sticker form—if that breath dropped an F-bomb. 💅

Add to cart, apply liberally, and chill the f* out.**

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