A cheeky Valentine for your favorite teammate
Turn the everyday “honey-do” list into a flirty love note with the Dirty Talk – Married Edition Valentine’s Day Greeting Card. Packed with hilarious little wins—refilling the TP, making the coffee, folding towels the right way—this cheeky card is perfect for the spouse who speaks your love language: teamwork (and a little sass). Sweet, funny, and so relatable it practically deserves a standing ovation from the dishwasher.
A laugh-out-loud Valentine for couples who keep it real
Celebrates the unglamorous chores that somehow feel romantic
Perfect for spouses partners and long term loves
Fun to pair with flowers candy or a takeout date night
Valentine’s Day greeting card
Married Edition humor with playful illustrated design
Great for husband wife or long term partner gifting
A memorable add on for any Valentine’s surprise
We aim to pack and ship your order within 1–3 business days, with rates calculated at checkout or a $6.99 - $9.99 flat rate for most U.S. shipments. You can also choose free local pickup at our Ogunquit, ME store — we’ll email you when it’s ready. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow your order’s journey. If you need to return something, we accept returns up to 30 days after delivery for unused items in original condition and offer refunds (minus return shipping). Damaged items? Just contact us so we can make it right.
See the links below for our complete shipping and returns policies:
Shipping: https://spoiledrottenogt.com/policies/shipping-policy
