Sweet funny perfectly yours
Say it with a wink. This bold Valentine’s card keeps things sweet, simple, and just the right amount of sassy with its bright red “be mine” type and the perfectly placed disclaimer: “not in a creepy way.” Clean, modern, and guaranteed to get a laugh—whether you’re flirting with a crush, gifting your partner, or sending a cheeky note to your favorite human.
Flirty without being mushy (or weird)
Minimalist design with big Valentine energy
Funny line that makes the message instantly memorable
Perfect for partners, crushes, and situationships alike
Makes an adorable keepsake for a desk or fridge
Valentine’s greeting card with “be mine (not in a creepy way)” front text
Crisp white cover with bold red lettering and tiny heart detail
Blank interior for your personal message
Includes matching envelope
Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just-because love notes
We aim to pack and ship your order within 1–3 business days, with rates calculated at checkout or a $6.99 - $9.99 flat rate for most U.S. shipments. You can also choose free local pickup at our Ogunquit, ME store — we’ll email you when it’s ready. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow your order’s journey. If you need to return something, we accept returns up to 30 days after delivery for unused items in original condition and offer refunds (minus return shipping). Damaged items? Just contact us so we can make it right.
See the links below for our complete shipping and returns policies:
Shipping: https://spoiledrottenogt.com/policies/shipping-policy
