🍼 Ew, You Guys Did It! Baby Greeting Card 🍼

Congrats on the baby… I guess? This brilliantly blunt card says what everyone’s really thinking: ew. You guys actually did it — like, did it did it — and now there’s a tiny human on the way to prove it.

With bold, rainbow text and a lone pacifier for dramatic effect, this card is the perfect blend of playful sarcasm and reluctant enthusiasm. Great for friends who love a laugh and don’t take themselves (or parenthood) too seriously.

👶 Funny + honest take on baby announcements
🌈 Eye-catching design with just the right amount of sass
💌 Blank inside — add your own "eww but yay!" message

Whether it’s for a baby shower, pregnancy reveal, or just poking fun at your overachieving breeder friends, this card is the ultimate way to say, “Congrats, you filthy animals.”