Bring a little naughty-but-nice humor to your holiday hosting with these Fat In August Cocktail Napkins—featuring an adorably unimpressed kitty in a Santa hat and the hilariously blunt line: “Don’t blame the holidays, you were fat in August.” 🎅🐱 Perfect for Christmas cocktails, ugly sweater parties, office gatherings, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcastic seasonal cheer (with their eggnog). 🥂✨

Why You’ll Love It

• Cheeky holiday quote that gets instant laughs (and a few dramatic gasps) 😹

• Cute Santa-hat cat illustration = festive and sassy

• Cocktail size is perfect for drinks, desserts, and appetizers

• Makes a fun conversation starter for holiday parties and gift exchanges 🎁

• Adds personality to your bar cart, buffet table, or party tray setup

Features

• Holiday-themed cocktail napkins with humorous text design

• Festive red-and-green border with a cozy Christmas vibe

• Great for: Christmas parties, white elephant gifts, hostess gifts, and holiday entertaining