Celebrate your ride-or-die friendship with a side of sass and a splash of retro flair. These witty cocktail napkins feature two fabulous ladies mid-giggle and the hilariously relatable line:
“I’m glad we met later in life. I don’t think my mother would have let me play with you.”

With a pop of plum pattern on the back and vintage vibes that scream "partner-in-crime energy," these napkins are made for the mischief-makers, the secret-sharers, and the late-night laughers.

Perfect For:

• Bestie brunches and wine nights

• Birthday toasts with your troublemaking crew

• Gifting your favorite bad influence

Because the best friendships are the ones your mother definitely wouldn’t have approved of. 💜🍸👯‍♀️

Details

• 20 napkins per package
• 3 ply
• Printed with non-toxic, water soluble dyes
• Dimensions: 5" x 5"
• Origin: Germany

Shipping & Returns

• Processing Time: Orders ship within 1 to 3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). Delays due to high order volume or carrier issues will be communicated via email. A shipping confirmation email with tracking details is sent once the order ships.
• Domestic Shipping:
• Shipping rates are calculated at checkout or a $6.99 flat rate applies for most U.S. orders, excluding Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO addresses.
• Exclusions: Heavy, oversized, hazardous materials, or special handling items may have different rates.
• In-Store Pickup: Free local pickup is available at 27 Beach Street, Ogunquit, Maine, ready within 1 to 3 business days. An email notification will be sent when the order is ready.
• International Shipping:
• Ships to Canada and the United Kingdom.
• Shipping rates calculated at checkout.
• Import duties and taxes (including VAT) are the customer’s responsibility.
• Order Tracking: A tracking number is provided via email. Tracking updates may take 48 hours. If an order isn’t received within 7 days of shipping confirmation, customers should contact us at spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com.
• PO Box Shipping: Only available through USPS (UPS & FedEx do not deliver to PO boxes).
• Returns & Refunds:
• Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery for unused items in original condition. Refunds exclude return shipping costs.
• Damaged items: Customers should email support with their order number and a photo of the item’s condition for resolution.

For further assistance, contact spoilme@spoiledrottenogt.com or (207) 641-8477.